Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I'm going to jail i love you
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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