No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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