Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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