I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
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