the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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