Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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