her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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