whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Randomize
