Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
COCAINE IS GR8
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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