How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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