rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
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