I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Randomize
