Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i came on her dog
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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