But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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