Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
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