Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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