I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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