I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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