weddingsv make me drug and hornr
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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