Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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