does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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