Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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