My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
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