His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Randomize
