READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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