Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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