Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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