No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
foreskin is a definite game changer
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
All I want is dick and wine.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
