On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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