what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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