My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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