But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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