I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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