so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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