R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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