giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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