The maid of honor just puked.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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