I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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