I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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