This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Randomize
