Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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