Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Randomize
