She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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