is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
