Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
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