'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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