he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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