She said her name was "party"
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
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