dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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