Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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