we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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